Anti-Google Glass Technology...

By Scott

Inspired by: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10109270/The-proud-moment-when-I-realised-I-was-worth-hacking.html

With Trout A Doubt, Its Slippery When Wet

By Scott
About: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/trout-of-order-waitrose-staff-refuse-to-fillet-fish-for-customer-because-it-was-too-slippery-8649405.html

A Smörgåsbord of Pope Puns

By Scott

About: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/mar/13/pope-francis-mario-bergoglio-election

Weight Watchers 50

By Scott

About: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/features/weight-watchers-is-celebrating-turning-50-and-now-has-nhs-approval-for-its-diet-plan-8523097.html 

George is / was / will be 'tense'.

By Scott

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21518574

and

http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/credit-ratings-agency-moodys-downgrades-uk-from-aaa-to-aa1-cites-weak-medium-term-outlook/2013/02/22/9a01b702-7d3a-11e2-9073-e9dda4ac6a66_story.html

Blade Runner at the Oscars (1982)

By Scott 

About: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/

The Indian Red Arrows, A Flag To Far?

By Scott

About: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/industry/9882215/India-eager-for-own-Red-Arrows-fleet.html

Warm, safe and gay

By Scott

About: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/feb/15/gay-couples-children-welsh-secretary

Popémon

By Scott

About: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/11/pope-benedict-shock-resignation-taboo

I mean seriously, Spice Girls.

By James

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2270672/Spice-Girls-fan-34-evicted-home-playing-hit-song-Viva-Forever-loudly-neighbour-signed-work-lack-sleep.html

"All cats are evil" isn't really news is it.

By James

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21236690

(note from the author: all cat memes are awful.)

Not in my fucking back yard you don't!

By James

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/jan/30/nuclear-expansion-thwarted-cumbria-no

Retire to Japan?

By Scott

About: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/22/japans-deputy-pm-pensioners-hurry-die_n_2525482.html?utm_hp_ref=uk

Skyfail

By Scott

About: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/jamesbond/9815154/Skyfall-heavily-edited-by-Chinese-Government-censors.html

Steampunk

By Scott 

About: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/fashion/news/steampunk-introducing-britains-latest-fashion-craze-8458861.html

Dreamliners, Grounded

By Scott

About: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/17/travel/dreamliner-faa/index.html 

Hardest Working Band

User Generated Doodle (By Joe)

About: http://www.metalhammer.co.uk/news/jls-were-named-the-uks-hardest-working-band-of-2012-what/

Oprah is a massive cyclist. Massive.

By James

http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2013/jan/18/lance-armstrong-doping-admission

Fat of the Land, Lard of the Sea

By James

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-21079285

Sooty

User Generated Doodle (By Joe)

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21033078

Inflatable

User Generated Doodle (By Joe)

About: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/jan/17/balloon-dwelling-to-be-tested-in-space

Heart Checks

User Generate Doodle (By Joe)

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21032588

Plant

User Generated Doodle (by Joe)

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21042378

Crabs

By James

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21044077

Private Auction

By James

About: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2263871/eBay-sellers-accidentally-posted-naked-photos-like-Aimi-Jones-yellow-skater-dress-picture.html?ITO=socialnet-facebook-dailymail

Race Cow

By Scott

About: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/9805796/Asda-clears-shelves-after-horse-meat-scandal.html

Horse Meat

By Scott

About: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/9805456/Horse-meat-found-in-burgers-on-sale-in-Tesco.html

HMV

By Scott

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-21023016

Pants

By Scott 

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21008742

Panda

By James

About: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21015274 

U Turn

By James

Lord's Reform

By James